Thursday, January 31, 2013

Siestas for the Soul? | Charlestongrit.com | Bold. Smart. Local. Now. | Charleston, SC

Siestas for the Soul? | Charlestongrit.com | Bold. Smart. Local. Now. | Charleston, SC

Napping reclaimed. :)

Soul Siesta's

Somewhere along the way, I lost the knack of the nap. In fact, the last nap good nap I took, I lost a gall bladder. I have a friend who has perfected the art. The entire world, including salesmen and the mailman know that she is napping every day between two and 4-ish. There were several times I forgot what time it was and called during the sacred siesta. I hung up promptly when she answered with "This damn well better be good." Seeing as she was my best friend and I couldn't talk to her for two hours a day. I eventually started taking a nap myself. I concluded during my kid's teen years that both bath's and naps subdue the inertia of daytime drama. I convinced myself into believing that if I didn't know about it, it didn't happen. The house was always unnaturally quiet upon waking, but I didn't smell smoke and no-one was bleeding. Impasse. I didn't ask questions, they didn't offer answers. I believe that they presumed (as well as I) that whatever did happen during naps was partly my own fault for laying down on the mom job. As the kids got older, they delighted in telling me all the crap that they got away with in my down time. During my daily intermission's they smoked cigarettes, sucked all the cheese out of the aerosol cans of Easy Cheese and took joy rides down the dirt road. I perfected the art of napping so well that I fell asleep at a Mc D's drive through once when I missed my midday slumber. I was so embarrassed that I drove on through without ordering. I passed the pick up window with my visor pulled down, sitting high in the seat so they couldn't see me. My nap sessions began waning as the years went by and culminated into something really weird. I would have lucid, horrendous nightmares within minutes after drifting off to sleep. One of the nicer ones; I was in the hospital and the nurse was putting my new bundle of joy in my arms. E.T. Yes the extraterrestrial. I eventually quit taking the naps, except for an occasional Sunday afternoon and often even then I would jump startled to the floor. I found myself alone on the couch this week. Tired of reading, I put my book down and closed my eyes. The patio door was open, the sun and breeze had already knocked out our Lab Snowy. Kicking my sandals off, I pulled my feet up on the couch. I recalled situations and moments of the best naps I could remember. A swing outside hung from an ancient oak tree, The gentle rock of a boat in a quiet covey, the sound of fish tails softly slapping the water. Lying down with my baby brother, my child or my grandchild to put them to sleep and falling asleep myself with their fingers curled around mine. My lips pursed the silent mantra "I'm not going to sleep, I'm not going to sleep, I'm not...." The whir of the ceiling fan blades and tic-tock of the grandfather wall clock droned me to the zone. "E.T. Go Home"

Monday, January 28, 2013

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Radical Parties, Civil Unrest | Charlestongrit.com | Bold. Smart. Local. Now. | Charleston, SC

Radical Parties, Civil Unrest | Charlestongrit.com | Bold. Smart. Local. Now. | Charleston, SC A little imaginary experiment to show the difference between extremism in politics and the normal populous.

Civil Unrest

I believe the current tone of our nation was first breathed into existence with the exhalation of the phrase "politically correct." The parsing of words slowly fanned the flames of civil unrest and we're now in a new civil war... of words.The blues and the grays again, is it possible? Maybe not with musket rifles and cannons, but the division to our country through words can be as detrimental as the bloody war of 1863. Town criers push extreme agendas with rabid fervor? Their numbers are few, their ideals extreme. Yet, they claim to represent a whole group. I'm not happy with either political party and now declare my views "dormant." Let's do a little imaginary scientific experiment. We'll pretend that blood is drawn from both non-radical political parties and injected into lab rats. Let's say the experiment goes something like this. There's a large glass-covered maze with a entrance in the middle on the side. There is a big chunky block of cheddar cheese on one end that is tethered by twine to the side of the maze. The other end of the maze has a very teeny tiny, almost invisible piece of mouth-watering buttery brie sitting so that the mouse can pick up and move at will. The door is lifted and the rats go to their perspective party dwellings. Ostensibly, the liberal rat will hit up the bigger piece, even though it's tethered and not under their control. The conservative rat will pick the other piece of cheese, small and risky, but theirs to do with what they will. Now, let's inject the rats with blood from the radical political parties. Only this time, both politically juiced-up rats get to decorate their previously meager abode. Hmm…Now the left winger mouse house has a comfy Lazy Boy recliner, big tv, cable, brie, government-issued cheddar, and pre-paid cell phone. The right winger mouse house has its conservative tiny piece of cheese, a rocking chair, 75 tiny Ak-47 rifles, a spit cup, six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a Bible. Can you see how easy it is to imagine the extremes of the parties? Yes, there are lazy people who suck on the teats of the government. There are also wild-eyed radical antagonists. The majority of people don't fall into these categories, but by political affiliation they are classified as such. I'm not saying that we should or even could all sit on a mountaintop, drink Coca-Cola, and teach the world to sing "Kum Ba Yah." But, maybe we should concentrate more on what holds us together as Americans rather than what divides us. We shout because it's our right to do so, we shout over each other in viciousness and bitterness and anger. What kind of example are we to those who don't have a voice yet? Who are we going to blame when one of our children comes home crying because he or she didn't get invited to a manicure/pedicure party because they are a Republican or Democrat? Recently, a friend listed her most admired character traits in people on Facebook. Someone expressed astonishment because honesty wasn't listed. I absolutely loved her reply. "Honesty is good. But I'd take all the others first. Someone who has those is not likely to be harmfully dishonest." Harmfully dishonest, I love it. Because we are all truthfully a little dishonest, aren't we? Maybe a little less truthful about our convictions than we say we are? Let's say a family member of mine was extremely ill, and I was told that there was a treatment that would cure them. The catch? It costs $75 grand, and the procedure couldn’t start without equitable proof. I am sick to death, I may lose my family because I don't have the resources to save them. But then I am told that there's a government subsidiary that would pick up the bill in this extreme situation. What do I do? Do I swallow my pride and bend my beliefs a tad to save my family? Maybe just this once. Let's say on the other hand I am a staunch advocate for peace and am totally against guns of any kind. The house alarm goes off at 1 a.m. There's an intruder in my daughter's bedroom. Do I really want to defend her with a bottle of lemon juice and a butter knife? I squirt the lemon juice at the intruder's face, he drops his Smith & Wesson, and I retrieve it just as he is lunging at me. I’m out of lemon juice. Do I shoot him in self defense to save my daughter? Maybe just this once? Are our values so staunch, so self-righteous, that we don't bend a nano millimeter either way? Or do we pick and choose our fights? Maybe truthfully we are a little of both party and a lot of one: the human race. Note: No rats were harmed in this imaginary scientific experiment.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Monkey Business | Mount Pleasant, South Carolina | The Moultrie News

Monkey Business | Mount Pleasant, South Carolina | The Moultrie News

Don't Count Out The Lefties

Ehud says to the fat king, "I have a message from God for you" before he plunges his knife into the fat belly. Judges 3 vs 20. I still marvel at how I can read these passages over and over and find a story that I didn't see before. I started thinking about what Pastor David McGee taught one Sunday. "When you see something in the Bible that looks insignificant,it's usually the opposite." I got so much more out of this passage because I looked past the ~insignificance~ of this verse. Judges 3 vs 1 ~But when the sons of Israel cried to the Lord, The Lord raised up a deliverer for them, Ehud the son of Gera, the Benjamite, a left-handed man. Hmmmmm...What does being left-handed have to do with anything. I delved into the word and God revealed one of those nuggets of gold that he leaves all throughout his word. Benjamin (which comes from the Hebrew name Binyamin which means "son of my right hand", "son of the right hand", or "son of the south.") Ironically the name suggest a right handed person to start with. During these times of hand combat, most men were RIGHT handed and were encouraged to be so. So when a man moves with his right hand to his left thigh, it would trigger a defensive impulse as most men would use their right hand to swiftly draw a weapon. Hence Ehud moving with his left hand for a weapon would not alarm the king. But the providence of God in raising this man was so much more than the death of the fat king. Here is the line of Benjamites after Ehud. The actions of this left handed judge may have preserved a line that led to the apostle Paul. Here are the Benjamites after him. 1. Ehud, the left-handed Judge and Liberator who killed King Eglon and drove out the Midianite invaders; 2. Saul, the first King of Israel who rebelled, apostatised and was deposed; 3. The son of Saul, Jonathan, who was David's loyal friend; 4. The great prophet Jeremiah who suffered so terribly in the last days of Judah; 5. Brave Esther who married the Persian Emperor to save the Judahites and Benjamites from extinction; and 6. The apostle Paul, who began life as an enemy of Messiah and then became His bravest supporter and the faith's foremost theologian